Tuesday, June 21, 2011

My Worst Gift Ever

It was Christmas and my then husband decided to go all out and get me a gift from a garage sale. He told me it was a pawn shop but I really don't think pawn shops sold these. And really, is that an improvement? No idea why he was shopping at a pawn shop or a garage sale, he just felt like it I guess. I felt so special!

I wish I had a picture but I don't so you will have to use your imagination. How can I describe it, let's see. Well, it was pink. Really pink. Like Pepto Bismol pink. What it was I was told was a back massager. Picture a Ace Bandage about 2 feet wide and 3 feet long with a pocket in the "back" for the massager. You were supposed to attach it around your mid-section and allow it to massage your troubles away. Small problem, it seems that the massager didn't exactly work but that we "may" be able to fix it. What I was supposed to do with a large pepto bismol pink ace bandage that didn't massage anything?

Merry Christmas to me.

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